tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38764987.post2413821843843209609..comments2023-07-15T04:20:16.543-05:00Comments on Almost Diamonds: AppalledStephanie Zvanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15182490110208080002noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38764987.post-61951262712216417342009-07-08T20:58:20.853-05:002009-07-08T20:58:20.853-05:00Hilarious in the "must laugh so I don't c...Hilarious in the "must laugh so I don't cry" sense. Yeah. <br /><br />Sadly, I expect she's going to have a worse time of it because she did take money. Whereas, had he said to a waitress, "Can we be in love so I don't have to pay you to bring me my food?" people would scream.Stephanie Zvanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15182490110208080002noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38764987.post-60841769903833146952009-07-08T20:53:47.254-05:002009-07-08T20:53:47.254-05:00Gahaha! AA, you didn't specify if he was an e...Gahaha! AA, you didn't specify if he was an ex before or after he made the suggestion, but either way, I've never, ever, heard of someone making a play for Friends-With-Benefits from that side of the friend/relationship divide before. That's just hilarious.Jason Thibeaulthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01595673310069068735noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38764987.post-17544323647502443402009-07-08T20:44:35.184-05:002009-07-08T20:44:35.184-05:00"Can we be in love so I don't have to pay...<i>"Can we be in love so I don't have to pay you anymore?"</i><br /><br />That is priceless.<br /><br />Kind of like an ex who once said to me, "can we be friends, so we can have sex without all this relationship crap?"Ambivalent Academichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05908454781195782927noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38764987.post-69045686229133797842009-07-08T10:48:23.855-05:002009-07-08T10:48:23.855-05:00"Despite the sex scandal, he said, he hopes t..."Despite the sex scandal, he said, he hopes to someday again be a faith leader for a church."--best line. ever.<br /><br />Add one more to this list:<br />http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Religious_scandalsJaredhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04837530362277701547noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38764987.post-33921323825744757792009-07-07T21:00:45.754-05:002009-07-07T21:00:45.754-05:00My favorite (and by favorite, I mean not) is the b...My favorite (and by favorite, I mean not) is the bit where he asks, "Can we be in love so I don't have to pay you anymore?" It <i>almost</i> justifies the rest.Stephanie Zvanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15182490110208080002noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38764987.post-44459850976801276392009-07-07T20:30:56.588-05:002009-07-07T20:30:56.588-05:00Schadenfreude. There's so much hilarity in th...Schadenfreude. There's so much hilarity in this article, it's hard to pick out a favorite part, though sending the bishop a naughty picture of the pastor was a good one. Oh, and her jail photo is so unflattering as to have made me chuckle, I'm sad to have to admit.Jason Thibeaulthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01595673310069068735noreply@blogger.com