You are a Social Justice Crusader, also known as a rights activist. You believe in equality, fairness, and preventing neo-Confederate conservative troglodytes from rolling back fifty years of civil rights gains.
Take the quiz at http://www.fightconservatives.com/
Actually, changing to any one of my second choice answers put me squarely among the "liberal elite." Again, very unexpected. But the graphic is cute.
Thanks to Bora and Mike for the pointers. I needed a little fluff today.