"What is the difference between Palin and Bachmann?"
What an excellent question. I could talk about the similarities from now until the election (and be warned, I may), but differences? Huh. Well, here goes.
- Sarah Palin hunts wolves from helicopters. Michele Bachmann hunts queers from the bushes.
- Palin tries to deny using a teleprompter. Bachmann makes it all too obvious she's just reading something she doesn't understand.
- Palin's never snogged a leader of the free world, at least not on camera. She may have winked at Putin from her kitchen window, though.
- Palin's hair and wardrobe only admit to being a few years out of date. Bachmann's are screaming that Reagan is still president, damnit.
Alternately, you could send a few bucks to Bachmann's opponent and make sure Bachmann doesn't go back to Washington where she can do more harm. That would be a similarity worth seeing.