One day your doctor calls. You think to yourself, "Huh. Last clinic, it would have been a nurse. Whatever." And the news is good: Blood work, even the special stuff they did because you've not been feeling well and you have a family history, is perfectly, beautifully normal.
Oh, except the Pap smear came back abnormal and here's the number for a gynecological clinic and tell them "CIN 2-3" when you call to make the appointment for a colposcopy.
So you look that up, and you see "moderate to severe" and "carcinoma in situ." You take a little bit to let that sink in and try to remember there were other words there as well, like "regression," and as you're doing that, the phone rings again.
In case you're wondering why I've been uncharacteristically quiet lately. At Quiche Moraine.