January 31, 2009

How to Destroy Your Childhood

...with YouTube.

Watch what Microsoft's Songsmith does to "White Wedding."

And to "Eye of the Tiger."

Watch Kermit cover Nine Inch Nails (warning: cannot be unseen).

Then cower in the corner.


Glendon Mellow said...

You're a big meanie.

Stephanie Zvan said...


Come on. There were big flags all over this one. I even used the words "warning," "destroy" and "Microsoft."

MattK said...

Did anyone else notice that the coke is piled on top of a copy of the God Delusion?

Evan said...

I can't believe you did this to us.

Now I'm going to have to use airplane mp3 therapy to dispel the badness currently rattling within my skull.

Stephanie Zvan said...

Matt, excellent eye. I'd missed that. I was still coping with the Henson picture.

Evan, you can't? Really? And good luck with that.

Kelly McCullough said...

I totally believe it. Enough so to not click.

Glendon Mellow said...

...And, Kermit needs our support, not paparazzi. Who filmed this anyway? Guy Smiley and Muppet Newsflash? I'd like to drop something out of the sky onto whoever did.

Time for an intervention. It's not easy being green, and he's been struggling with it all his life.

Stephanie Zvan said...

Wow, Kelly, the self-preservation graft really did take, didn't it? By the way, I think you'd be fine with the first two. Don't even tell Laura the third one exists.

Glendon, this is going to require more than just an intervention. I think Kermit needs a whole change of venue. Hanging with the other Muppets is clearly bad for him. I mean, Rolf? Rolf?!? The problem then becomes finding humans who will help him in his recovery and not, say, exploit him for YouTube videos.