Now This Is Civilized, Mostly

Here's how to start your morning.

• Prep for dinner with friends while making breakfast.


• Leave the robots behind you cleaning the house.


• Enjoy a nice, cool walk to work.


• Be greeted by name at the coffee shop.


• Have your Friday mocha ready by the time you're done ordering.


• Get to work to find that your research has been featured in the news.


• Plan for a party.


• Get back to work.

For the record, I recommend skipping the part where you take a chunk out of your dominant index finger with your thumbnail while tying your shoes. It really doesn't add to the effect.