For everybody else, I have to add that one of the things I love about Schaffer the Darklord, beyond his sheer geekiness, is the way he takes the ideas behind his songs seriously and follows them as far as they take him. If this guy ever writes an SF novel, I'm so picking it up. The basic idea behind this one is simple:
Jesus is coming back someday, but I suspect his return will be considerably different than fundamentalist Christians predict.
The implementation, though? Well, hear for yourself.
He won't descend from the heavens. He'll arise from the Earth.